What? Oh haha no you heard wrong... my mom doesn't "have" crabs... she IS a crab. Eight stories tall too.

Ermagherd, FUTball

jello arms can't do it

I'm so angry because my nose is taking over the world!

Young chicken with split beak walking on its knees.

Woman hits herself in the face with her cleavage while in court.

Welcome to coat town. AHH Shit the coats are on fire. Uhhh... Welcome to GOAT town. Yeah. Goat town.

Surprise weiner

Body builder loves to bake pies

D&D gone wild

Minion drooling over orange cave painting.

Hey there, kiddo...