this isn't a video game

mickey mouse plays video games in the dark

bad news from a man with a strangely-shaped head

gabe newell's private parts

giant deformed breasts reach for weeaboo heaven

a hero is born

princess peach doesn't enjoy shitting

/v/ every evening

paper bag ejaculates blood

gabe newell wash hair

a coloured gentlemen tests his new guitar out

shit penis becomes brazillian