Two feet/hand/chicken hybrids yell piss into the void. The universal story for our time.

A very high snow-duck watches some hockey. A typical Canadian occurance.

This midget is made fun of because of his poor academic performance, and not his height.

What he lacks in grammar, the face-stealer makes up for in talent.

I control the Lazer Ant now! SOON I WILL RULE THE WORLD! BURN YOU SCUM! BURN!

The red man espouses his NASA/thunderstorm/spacebattle conspiricy theory. DON'T BELIEVE BIG SCIENCE

A naked mexican urinates vigorously onto an albino 1970's black man.

A got a bunny!

In the tallest elevator car in the world, John Mclane accidently shot himeself in the head. Needless to say, it made him empty his bladder.

A tsunami hates you. Specifically.

Cat.... INTO HELl

A furry prostitute questions her career choices.