A man uses his vacuum wave attack to abduct a basketball.

"Alien invaders show off their strength by sucking the green out of a Kiwi", concerned Mr. Cow says.

A gamer underestimates the use of a Black Belt.

A duck with intercranial hypertension is no longer able to read, due to his swelling eyes.

A rabbit attends Comic-Con as Yoda.

French bread contemplates his mortality and constructs a will.

Leonard Nimoy eats a live Gummi Bear, the whistle goes super saiyan in an attempts to stop him.

The Sun looks to make a bid on "crappy cottage", the home he's fallen in love with.

Blaze Heatnix commits euthanasia

Scribbles the cat

A wizard has his hand impaled by a nail.

A wonderfully happy breakfast.