Looks like Dad Egbert isn't getting any tonight.

Your pink lemonade brings all the bacterium to the yard.

Eye drawn sideways to look like a vajayjay

Grandma was a bit drunk when she put together little Timmy's Christmas gift.

Man with cat-face happily letting go of a blue balloon

America about to bash a SOPA bottle over your head

You are a green raptor and you rule, baby.

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Multi-colored hallucinogen party pizza

Carmen Sandiego becoming a furry

computer says no

Crazy sex stare