strawberry ice cream has the ending to the sixth sense ruined for him by that vanilla prick

probably the most true to life portrait of video game legend gabe newell i've ever seen, and i consider myself a connoisseur of the field

a member of the idort master race considers becoming an idort in a sexual sense. ie he considers fucking a reindeer

kamina drips with barbecue sauce as he questions the fax machine

burning man with circular sunglasses

reject hitler, accept ice cream

gabe newell stretches his cavernous anus over a devoted fan. looking up they meet their gooey, corned faith, and shed a tear as they cum, mm

gooby pls

BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW

video game legend gabe newell pulls a sandwich from a fold in his admirable mass

google goes swimming

uncle dolan wants to see a prepubescent girl's clock, which has the word rape on it and no clock face. odd, because it's not really a clock