In the flaming building, there is only one exit, but it is blocked by two tentacle cars. Theres no way of escaping with life and virginity.

Flamboyant Skeleton battles Naked Bike Guy in this all-new episode of WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

Badass fish is getting his blub blub on

IN A WORLD WHERE ONLY LINES EXIST AS LIFE FORMS, A LEFT FOOT APPEARS WITH A BIRTHMARK. FEATURING SHIA LABEOUF AS THE FOOT. THIS SUMMER.

A chicken deep-fries frozen sticks of piss and shit, intending to use them as houses for himself and others, for public use.

A conveyor-belt trip on acid

A homeless man observes the life of the middle-class. Or, a man puts up a poster of a homeless man in his house as a conservation starter.

A man, whose nose has morphed into a delicious combination of a fox's nose and a pair of testicles, exclaims, "huh" whilst shaking.

apparently The Killers have been imprisoned, and those who rebelled turned into boats, exclaiming, "Free The Killers!"

Bomberman's subliminal mind decided that his franchise was over.

Every game of assassin's creed. Every year. The same fucking thing.

Jesus approaches his bane: civilization. Atheists: 1, Catholics: 0