John cries as his OTP JohnDave is ruined by Dersecest.

Someone who fell for the "got your nose trick"

Sonic screwdriver

sbahj, MAn,,, HOww HIgH dou yuo EVven haVe TwO BEEEEE?//?/?

Elephant.

Vriska Serket shrugging. Possibly saying WHAT NOW????????

A baked potato with two lumps of butter

A pig screaming: BACON RED IS PEOPLE! PPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! (haa haa, hee hee, hoo hoo.)

All hail Tumblr.

Nice try, FunnyxBunnii.

A triceratops birthday party

An angry young man shouting NEVER! and...holding up a weird hammer with a z on it?