Somebody asks Sarah Jessica Parker why she has such a long face.

My little pony vs fandango

The orthodontist sees a hillbilly's buck teeth and sees the potential to earn an fair amount of accounting profit in the deal.

Cross-dressing Spongebob

Man runs into a giant orange. Oh no man, look out!

A man decides to defecate in a litter box. Take that kitty!

Man tries to eat his food but instead bleeds out of his brain.

Pink man calls yellow ninja a dick!

Squid and Octopus mourn over the death of Monkey.

New Chain

A little man decides it's a nice day to walk outside, that is, until a giant scissor man tries to cut him! Ahh!

Barney has a hard on for a little black man.

A majestic eagle lion

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