This toothpaste tube is having an existential crisis because it has no genitals.

Vampiric toddler is transformed into a zombie but has no legs.

Happy cat has existential crisis and skin cancer! Pink nose melonoma

Hydrogen hates oxygen because oxygen made a racist joke.

Trailer trash woman who needs vodka to face the world with her disgusting mullet.

Mouse that has been a prisoner on a galley ship and only rowing in one direction for the whole of his life.

Patrick the starfish wearing spongebob's pants and screaming yes

zombie dog after dating chris brown

sonic the hedgehog happy and exhibiting intelligence

A maroon kitty face with :3 and white eyes