albino cow getting sucked into the matrix from a desktop computer.

Hyper-caffeinated hamster tripping out talking about God

giant cold and hot tanks supplying geothermal power to a girly washing machine. Also the tanks look empty.

A "dragon"fruit.

A Blue happy elephant was walking down the road when: He slipped into a tar pit and boils alive.

a man has his hand cut off via cactus.

A man had surgery to grant him the ability to communicate to eggs.

Nuclear war leaves a homeless man alive, with the entire city to himself.

Burrito with a capital B! Spelt Burito so the grammar nazis are probably in pursuit.

a spy luring children into his truck by offering blue beats by Dre.

blue fish shitting in the ocean, using it as a method of propulsion.

woman driver veers off the road in a stolen taxi cab. Cursing.