Hitler with eyepatch

Chicken man swims in feces to win bet. Free coke won, dignity lost forever.

Doodle or Die

"I'll teach them to ask for my change! When the hobos at the bus-station get this piggy bank, the explosion will wipe them from the earth!"

Giant fishman devours mankind. More at 11.

Nigga I can't read that chinese ching chong!

"Kristy, you fool! You knew the giraffe could not maintain flight velocity with all these boxes of shoes on board"

Reginald is confused

A happy knight fights a dragon that looks like Jar Jar Binks.

The grim reapers stops to ponder his career trajectory

Aw, shit, nigga, you just gone and done got blessed with magic powers. Now only you can stomp the demon Garthalor

"We shall take this man-form in the name of our spider-queen! All hail Spideratrix, matriach of spiders!"

Duke Nukem was found dead today at the beach. He was 48.

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