please stop pushing on my head, Rebecca...

Tim Burton's OC threatens to make another weird movie.

I don't have that much money! They'll never let me see Twilight Sparkle again!

Rick was way too foul-tasting for Nessie's breakfast, so she spat him out for the velociraptors to fight over.

Okay seriously, never try to make friends with a bear, because he WILL eat you and it will suck. A lot.

A murderous valentine has been created. No one has the guts to use it, for it is forever unlabeled - except, perhaps, for Charlie...

A very judgmental brontosaur is about to eat this inferior, tiny turtle, because of how much it disappoints him.

you better take off your pants man, you don't want ticks to be biting you THERE... also, watch out, there's a velociraptor behind you.

the happiest papaya has grown a palm tree. Sadly, it does not know that winter is upon us, and it will shortly die.