Two blondes are on different sides of a river. one blond says "how did you get over there!" the other says "you're already over there!"

SIRI doesn't know sh*t

Fox is commanding Dog Army!

My secret TV channel

An overpriced newspaper attempts to stay in business by publishing headlines about country music stars

Some people call me the space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice

Pizza loving Ninja Turtle is having a logistical nightmare!

Science loving 'nerd' eats a doughnut

The devil went down to atlantis he was looking for a soul to steal

Based God

say no to Hutch!

severely disappointed poo