a man wearing brown gloves reaches out and finds his hand covered in piss because some fucker drew a cock with piss flowing out of it gross

a man eats spinach while a gnome looks on, forlorn because his family is dead and he is locked in a cage

a squirrel contemplates the meaning of life, while dancing with a beautiful woman. oh the carefree halcyon days of youth

a murdered kiwi

i once dreamed of a tree that had golden fruits brighter than the sun. A beautiful woman watches on, interested in a package

Michael looked back at the park. He hadn't meant to, but he had left a trail of death and destruction. It was all the evil canary's fault!

Luigi looked at his meal. He wondered why he ordered so much. Pizza, meatballs, hotdogs, so much food. Why is luigi so sad?

mario tried to catch up to wario in his go-kart, while the squirrel, canary and the bear watching the race plotted their revenge

Focused on his book, poor Robert didn't realise that he was about to fall into a pit of slime. A beautiful woman watches with interest

an orange with no peel looks pretty happy with himself. he must have just won the lottery.