A bashful young flower maiden professes her love for cranky old squid guy who painfully rejects her.

A yellow dick falls upon the face of Bruce Banner.

Elvis Presley is dressed up as Harry Potter. He uses his fake powers to correct examinations.

Spongebob laments the rising popularity of ponies. He wants to live in a pony-free world where sponge people are revered.

The town of Andale's motto is 'drive safely' which is ironic considering the prevalence of car crashes. Damn potholes.

A lightbulb becomes alive and laughs.

Expert sketch of a young lady cursing wildly while downing pink martini beverages.

This bleeding tree has had enough of the world.

A startled fellow with a blonde toupee is astonished at the sight of an invisible creature apparently sticking its tongue in a man's anus.

Donatello the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle has some house chores to attend to before he can kick ass and eat pizza.

A portly man with a deflated mohawk stands in front of encased pickles of which he set off the connected alarms to disturb a porcupine.

The Loch Ness monster has lost her direction in life. She wanders through the waters pondering life's mysteries.