Every Team Fortress 2 unboxing ever, implying it's not a Strange Holy Mackeral.

A man throws a penis at a wall and it bursts into treats and spaghetti.

Paka-chu eats a Poke-Ball.

Mario is fucking pissed because Luigi got his shit on Mario's new plunger.

A bleeding penis confesses its sins to a pack of Lucky Strikes.

Gabe Newell smothering himself with donuts.

A fucking faggot that is not good at drawing, kill yourself.

The rather extinct turd-ball bird of Guatemala.