a black man has a pickle growing out of his forehead. t is wrinkled and disgusting, yet strangely, oddly alluring.

a hot dog truck idles down the road, unaware that it is in TERRIBLE DANGER

what you thought was super mario galaxy turns out to be something far more sinister.

oh jesus fuck gross dude you're face fucking an armless vietnam vet!

SCIENCE IS IN PROGRESS. DO NOT INTERRUPT THE SCIENCE. INTERRUPTION OF THE SCIENCE WILL RESULT IN BAD THINGS.

a three legged deer has fallen from the tree, breaking its legs in the process.

a worthless drawing.

valentine day themed costume, complete with the world's worst pompoms.

BURGER TIME

happy puppy bear

a swedish maniac with a bad hairdo is confused by his dwarven lover's rejection.