Professor hotdog
A giant mutant Piglet from Winnie the Poo sits on top of a skyscraper, killing thousands
Buffy meeting Dr. Who
Cleopatra is a dirty whore.
sabre-tooth carrot cuts your army ass up one sunny afternoon
man with no arms with a newspaper stuck on his face
a crab in star wars
person puking up a pink and red dress
You must pick between a comfy recliner and the best ham in the universe. Choose wisely.
crying vomiting prostitute with no arms or shoulders and not much hair
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