It says something in cursive. The first word is "they're". The next to words are gibberish

waterworld is on its period

smack those slutty tits

cyborg bulbasaur has the cravings of a girl

that is one intense beard

nope.avi

The master race has superior balls

where is carl?

superman is a chink

suck my ass

shit is expanding at a rapid rate

Deep Wang