a man with a purple bowtie wonders why he has no face

ken hangs from a leetspeak rendition of his name

a really good wolf

A man is falling unprompted into a pit of guns and crocodiles. "Oops, I'm dead..." he whispers into the night.

a very dapper man with a fabulous mustache and a monocle

a bird on lsd

what's the point of gagging yourself if you've immobilized and gagged the people who'd want to have sex with you

pop tarts can be used to summon the dark lord satan

pacman ghost who doesn't exist is attempting to convince me otherwise by inviting me into what certainly isn't a trap

someone put no effort into their mega man drawing

a cookie dreams about becoming a chef and then a little boy before becoming a cookie again

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday.