A giraffe uses its long neck to wear a green dolphin skin to kiss an obese man that's going to Mickey D's. Also some blue guy is jealous

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Imagine E.T. except made from pink hamburger meat and wearing a black shirt with bird fecal matter around the collar of the shirt

And the fourth little piggy actually built a halfway decent house and did not get eaten by the Big Bad Wolf because he locked the doors

Give an old man one last wish because his arms are about to fly outta his body because his walker is slowly moving away from him

This man really loves balloons in that way

Your moderate pony is smug

A gigantic head is stuck on a box. It wants help

I must scream but this not scary

Mike Litoris

Hahahaha there is pee on the floor

A visa card with the owner "Yo dawg"

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