A cute fish. It may be up to something...

A purple quadrupedal creature with a big head and pink antennas.

KFC don't impress me much.

Dinosaurs went extinct because they refused the teachings of school. (They where firm believers in young earth creationism.)

A spider crawling through the grass on a nice and sunny spring day.

The king invites to a big feast. The carpet is read. Chalices will roll and possibly heads too.

Black Sun: "I've chosen you!" Blue Face: "Me...? Oh, yeah!!!"

Husband walks in on wifey riding the dragon. (It's green.)

A house on the grassy plains.

I'm so happy, I live in a blue house, have a blue car and I am blue! :D

Evil creature ask if you think you're saved. Probably you're not, but I don't know that.

Vomit pours out of the mouth of a green cat.