Anthropomorphic plank of wood

A man thinks to himself that he doesn't know where to begin, when he's actually witnessing the end.

The mozilla firefox mascot, if you were color blind, fucking loooooooves something undecipherable.

"Fuckin' magnets... how do they work?" is both rehashed yet again and literallized. The poor victim subject to the question, refuses.

A fat goth girl started drawing what is more of a star of david than a pentagram, but stopped to go make a sandwhich before finishing

Listen, the green ghost from pac-man may have vampire fangs, be he's a cool person irl.

The lonely introvert realizes that a girl is tripping on X and now is his chance to finally feel a boob feels; and thus her soul.

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