Let's pretend wonderfully crafted Superhusbands porn. (Hey, his words not mine)

Pikachu accidentally broke his ketchup bottle...with great feelings of remorse.

I didn't know it was possible, but someone actually did manage to make Tetris suggestive.

Looks likeaHOLY CRAP THAT'S AWESOME. Uh...it's a Majora's Mask reference? Maybe? Evil moon laughs at space houses being destroyed by meteors

NO. NO Homestuck! Don't you UNDERSTAND? Homestuck is a terrible thing devoid of any at all humor, excitement, or anything! It ROTS BRAINS!

Polar bear in a blizzard eating a snow cone

Doodle or Die logo. Or Candlejack. But it's probably the Doodle or D

Man living in a mountain sees the light of day

Aw, what a pretty flower. Just sit there and admire this drawi--IS THAT YOU TROLL? GET OUT BEHIND THAT FLOWER YOU TROGLODYTE. I'LL BREAK YOU

An ovum with an eye is bustin' a cap in the asses of all these sperm cells trying to get her.

I can break this...chain.

These flowers have evolved the ability to swim in the ocean using flagella, or perhaps they use them like a jellyfish's tentacles.