CoD Kiddie reaction to playing a game made before 2000.
The purest expression of human happiness.
IT'S HAPPENING
This is why current videogames SUCK.
Dickbutt. Only his butt is now balls.
Fuggg :-DDDDDD
Beating a dead horse.
Da's un' helluva smurt pig lemme tell ya'
Red man holding a flashlight bigger than himself to impress his girlfriend.
A fly refuses to eat cake, he believes he's too fat to consume said pastry.
A man is crying blood at being forced to choose between the blue pill and the red pill, he strongly refuses both.
COME ON AND SLAM, AND WALK UP TO THE JAM.