please don't blend things in me, I do not want to blend things. Please. I am a non-blend blender. NO... NOOOOOOOO

pretty sure this is some sort of homestuck shit, I can't accurately give any more information than that.

Character based on a favourite song of yours, PIO! (tell us the song too so we can heckin listen to it)

someone who gropes

Brunette woman cries tears, but due to a birth defect her urethra is actually connected to her tear ducts and so tragically she cries piss.

A yellow duck looking perplexed.

the world bollocks.

Somebody has written 'Nigger Sex', perhaps under the delusion that they are funny.

A train with long legs.

Two guys smoked so much potent weed that they are actually becoming weed plants. It's all good though.

A pumpkin offers children cigars instead of candy on Halloween. It looks like its smoking a joint, but clearly it ain't sharing its weed.

MER-MAID. MER.... MAID.