Soduim Thor takes no prisoners.

A sideways red man with no neck does the splits.

Megaman carries an enormous N64 which breaks his arm.

A burning, constipated apple poops weird things.

Barney Rubble looking up Superman's pantyhose.

a meth addict with a disfigured tongue licks a 70lb paperweight on a table.

A man jumping off the top of a bank langs on occupy wall street protesters.

baby dragon with a severe underbite.

An azgard adjust the earth's orbit

The number 8 with a flaming background

old creepy man tripping over a garbage can while going to a strip club.

A dino about to sacrifice himself inside a volcano to save the world from Ricky Bobby.

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