Why, it's a blind red bird about to eat a couple of worms. God speed, blind bird!

Steve Kean has lost both his hands. Blackburn promote him.

Television helping an old lady across the road.

Laser eye spider fights off ants from his pile of sugar.

Which seat shall I take?

Ted, the orange amoeba can not find his friend Dave. A red amoeba.

The Death Star suffers unconvincing explosion

Internet meme told to GTFO or die by a musical note that has grown limbs.

Hitler ironically blames the Jews... again.

I don't know where to go with this tbh

Giant bird falls out of a tree and is attacked by tiny jet fighters. This makes him sad.

Unconvincing sock puppet is not happy at being told his acting skills were no good.