They gave me a new chain. I'm not that clever though. So... Yeah. Your call.

Harry potter vs. mini basilisk.

A sad girl can't find her parents at the zoo. Liony-lion and beary-bear are trying to help her.

A very stinky trash can.

Keystone pipeline. The world's most ambitious beer bong.

Stewie. WITH FLAMES.

Herman Cain with an erection. So pretty much just Herman Cain.

Sad man is sad.

A young man shits while holding a dick over a condemned man's head. The second is at peace with his fate and is ready to have a dicky face.