As a young berry, he dreamed of being King of Straw-World. Now, waiting on the Plate-Of-Doom-And-Certain-Death, he returns to his fantasy.

Earth is looks so simple from space that an astronaut vomits in disgust.

The ghost janitor has a face like he's seen a ghost!

A pickle nose protrudes from its disapproving host, proclaiming, "Fresh Veggies".

Many faces and parts of faces looked down on Greg from above. These mangled features gave him the courage to go on. Also, yellow scribble.

Doodle or Die

Satan's stomach hurt. Looking back, he shouldn't have eaten so much KFC yesterday. Satan wallowed in the regret of all his life choices.

Doodle or Die

Some guy created a (actually ok looking!) website for his trump bus, www.trumpbus.com. Why? For the lols! And cuz it's a trump bus. Duh.

Doodle or Die

Standing back to back / Next to a warehouse at noon / They kneel down and pray

A person dead. "Medicine" beside. "He wasted his life..." Is it suicide? You decide!

is that... pizza???

New Chain

A literal chain of the most classic doodles

Heinz ketchup says, and I quote: "Why did I move from home bottel :(?" Interpret it yourself.

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