Corner of West Main and Sesame St. 12:02 P.M. Victim: Male. Age: 44. C.O.D: Gunshot wound to the head. Notes: 2 cookies found near scene.

Doodle or Die

Your slut of a waifu just got murdered. Probably by another dudes hand.

Antonio Vivaldi rocking out on his violin. He's like, "Yo, fuck dat poser Paganini". Even God is like "Yo, here's a better spotlight". Word.

New Chain

The Edgiest thing you can think of

Man, shit, here's my nigg Big Smokey. Person ass bear looks pissed as fuck, even his snapback be angry. He's callin me out, man. Fuck Dat.

New Chain

Something Kawaii.

A de-anthropomorphised snake gets a "Solid" while looking at Meryl's ass.

A member of the Red Laterns is protected by a forcefield he created, as Aquaman tries to run him over with his Volkswagen Beetle.

New Chain

Lemme see some trap booty. Yeah.

A featureless dog, licking a poorly drawn cat. WHY is on the side for EBIC SO FAHNNY MAYMAYS

A man is ambushed by a crocodile with a stubby tail, riding a rocket.The croc says "Hi", but there seems to be some sinister undertones.

New Chain

A barbarian doing his taxes.

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