Trees with arms, not quite as good as birds with arms

HOLY FUCK MY HANDS ARE NOW DORITOS OH FUUUUCK. LITTLE BRO, GO CALL DAD, HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO

John is dancing in his underwear with an incredibly dumb look on his face

SOME GINGER BITCH AND ALL STOLE THIS SNOWMAN'S ARMS, FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT FOR??

Calliope wants to diet because she's ugly, something which is not true, she's beautiful.

A rare green tigelaphant

A man was born with skittles flying out of his nipples at near constant rates, he reaps the benefits and becomes rich

Some superheros are gay, AND IT'S OK TO BE GAY

God DAMNIT, this is the 8th superhero you've eaten this week! I don't CARE if you're a mutated cat-bird-demon, APLOYGIZE!

Pyro cries out for Medic after a fellow mercenary has been injured

Purple Deadmau5

Ninjas are scared of boobs