a king yelling vodka with his arms raised, while he rides in a gaint sparkling pink sock with wings
A green alien is alergic to hats.
a derpy insect lights the fuse of a green pepper on a partly cloudy day
An Octopus Playing the Drums
A zombie dog hates the cucumber
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Alines vs asteroid in wiping out the human race the fastest
Judgement Day.
I am displeased.
You forgot to say please.
Guy only makes it 10 steps out of taco bell before explosive diarrhea sets in.
fuckin hipsters n shit... fuck
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