The truth

The sun getting bullied by his best friend for being gay

Satan the Alcoholic Leprechaun

Oh noes, you got me Satan

Someone from that animated series M. Night Shamalan bastardized in that one movie based on an animated series

The Flying Spaghetti Monster, our one true lord, master and saviour

Feels Batman

'Murrikan flag with a face

An american

Dat ass (In SWEDEN)

A fat pink chick

Quiznos rat wishes you a happy ass year!