Soldier is shedding manly tears.

Obviously someone doesn't want to draw today. Draw Scout drawing mustaches on Sniper's sleeping face.

Sniper is flashing you while being showered in piss.

Soldier in a hawt bikini is posing in front of the flag of the United States.

Kitchen Warrior Soldier is going to show you maggots how to cook a WHOLESOME, AMERICAN, AND NOT A HIPPY VEGETARIAN COMMUNIST MEAL!

Sniper standing in a canoe and proudly declaring that "Wankas gonna wank".

BLU Scout making a duck face in a very pathetic attempt to seduce RED Spy who is currently screwing Scout's mother.

An angelic BLU Spy is eloquently encouraging you to eat a medium health kit (and the game is in Birthday Mode is it's actually a cake).

Pyro is sucking the colors out of Sniper!

Ms. Pauling is looking mighty fiiiiiine today, boys.

Soldier is tenderizing a piece of meat WITH HIS OWN BARE HANDS!

Sniper and Medic are giving each other high fives because they needle-gunned AND piss-rifled the Spy.