A father learns first-hand that his son is not an anal virgin. The son appears somewhat distressed. Hey, I just describe what I see.

Slenderman, having been accepted as an American citizen and no longer having to murder people for no reason wonders if he has to be drafted.

A car drives through infinite night with glow-in-the-dark tires.

Her gaze, curious and teasing, pierces my heart. The slight grin makes me hope for the future and for us.

A man slips on his comically over sized pants.

Tom brings a shovel to a fishing rod fight.

A fiery inferno. As opposed to a chilly inferno. Actually, it's not really much of a inferno. More of a fire. Huh, go figure.

Pell Wall Hall to Mucuchíes. Blame the random button.

Surprised finger.

Sub-Zero bemoans his fallen brother, Sub-House.

Man with tweedely mustache.

Daffy Duck cosplaying as the Green Lantern.