Mario's suspenders are unhappy about being Mario's suspenders.

Sad lego pirate wants to accept your tickets to the gunshow, but is carrying too many items.

A female cop trying to get a description of a mass murderer. The witness is high.

Luigi is delusional and thinks he is better than Mario

Guy gazes at largest strawberry on Earth

Baby wants to steal mom's coin purse.

Psst. The answer is soccer.

An unhealthy master-slave relationship

NO DEET.

HELLLLL NO!

The horrors of 9gag

Someone who can draw anything(?) like a boss