Thomas the fucking asshole engine runs down a civilian

Corey is so edgy he uses a Japanese character rather than an O when writing his name.

Ha, ha! Classic. A perfect Bart boy spouts his unforgettable catchphrase. Yep, that's Bart to a tee!

Man is blissfully unaware of his train hat flying away now.

A battery fucking a butterfly. A truly surreal sight.

A man spills all of his food onto the ground before he gets a chance to eat it. What a poor, poor soul.

Pacman inhales cocaine next to some olives.

Link, getting fatally wounded by an arrow, wonders if this would've happened if he were gay.

Squidward is a jellyfish. He lets out ink dejectedly.

Nessie is upset she wasn't invited to the monster party

Kool-Aid Man's arch-nemesis, Iced-Tea Boy! He is a blue pitcher. He skateboards on a half pipe and tells you to deal with it.

Snakes high on 'shrooms comment on a rainbow bird