This is a spider with style and class. Oh, and shoots flames from every leg.

This is Alice from Alice in wonderland. I don't know why you're asking her these questions, because she sure as hell doesn't have answers.

It's the Red Skull, and he's got something really nasty in store for all of us.

The faces! They're all laughing at you!

This is Nerd Fat in a can, that stuff that every mouth breather wipes on you when you have the misfortune of touching him.

This chick is gothy. Really gothy. And you know what? She's into the color red.

This Butterfinger bar is alive, and very happy to be alive.

Santa Claus drops a good Christmas deuce down your chimney.

It's the girl from the coffee shop with the glasses, smile, and horns coming out of her head.

Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is that not why you are here?

An extreme close up of Barack Obama's face.

It's the Goddamn smiling Batman.