What the average 4channer believes to be actual comedy & wise life decisions

FLESH TREE BIRTHING THE CHILD OF WINTER

We were never safe. First the virus took the flesh, then it took our trees. Only one man lives now, in constant fear of the forest. BIKEDUDE

The next pirates of the caribbean movie featuring jaws and speedboats and I don't even know what the fuck.

He man raising the roof in the club with his wingmen in tow & a bud lite in each hand.

An offended minority, probably due to someone drawing racist bullshit.

Sea oh sea, why do you no longer love me?

Social observation of the effects of allowing virgins to play Doodle or Die

A ginger panther with a visual impairment.

SKATE OR DIE

Giraffe cyborg sharting out rainbow-fecal matter onto purple tentacle mass in middle of sahara desert. Also a tree.

Giant blue eagle #3 Comes to save the last of the masons from the rapture.