The sun has discharged two solar flares creating sunspots on the surface of the sun akin to eyes. The solar flares are heading for earth.

pinky and blinky the pacman ghosts try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsipop however th tootsipop is runin

Your mother has had a serious accident.Her pink eye has protruded from her skull cavity and her pupil has further protruded through her iris

Wailord is painting a picture of luigi. Wailord has arms just for this purpose, big meaty strong manly arms.

Napoleon Bonaparte has a sit down with the sphinx as they discuss their plans. "What are we doing tonight napoleon" "the same thing we d..

Noah's ark got painted hot rod red

A nun turns down a catholic priest who is propositioning her for sex. The priest is then forced to molest the deacons to get his fair share

El burrito with his hand on his gun holster is staring down senior taco. Senior taco simply says 'hola burrito'. You know somethin-

Duke Nukem with classic pistol in hand saying 'I've got balls of steel' as he blows the head off of a piece of shit drawing from homestuck.

A tree talking to a girl which says "LOL WHY DONT YOU SMOKE WEED" the girl says "but I'm only 8" the tree responds "420 BLAZE IT PERSON"

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The rooster tries to drink a gun.