Mario had to look up something using Google.

Attaching dynamite sticks to your harpoons. Better hope the waves don't extinguish the fire.

The man trying to ride up the mountain of shit was unsuccessful. He fell off his bike and was lost in shit FOREVER.

A fat asian stepping on a flamingo's neck.

A man smoking weed shanking a boxy toy-sized robot with a CD player in his torso in a dark alley.

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Uncle Fester the jester tester.

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I'm brushing up on looking down, I'm working on my MANGLE.

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What do you mean the entire crew suffocated just before the enemy was destroyed? FUCK!

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They bleed pixels. Why is she turning into a daemonette?

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They bleed pixels. Why is she turning into a daemonette?

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They bleed pixels. Why is she turning into a daemonette?

Crayons are not for eating, you derpbeast.

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