Sack of balls.

Plot Twist: The Kraken only wanted to be friends with ships, yet he destroyed them whenever he hugged them. :(

Bitch just got Loki'd.

This summer. One man will have to face a challenge to save his wife. Sad Keanu Reaves--IS--"Lost in Scribble Jungle".

Herro! I'm extremery Asian. I'm so happy to be Asian, you guys!

Sharks like to hit on old ladies at the beach.

The Doctor went insane and started singing his own theme while standing outside the TARDIS in a monkey hat.

The Brewers win the world series.

Lenin thinks he's the superman of Soviet Russia.

In an alternate reality Russia invented the Big Mac, Love, hot dogs and Pacman.

No god. No god, please no. No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A african-american gentleman attempts to greet a chair while giving it a high-five. He then realizes it's an inanimate object and leaves.