NOOT NOOT MOTHERFUCKER.

Antonym's for "Real/Natural/Genuine" and "easy/plain/uncomplicated" - from, Software.

Chosen Undead, w-what're you gonna do to Capra-kun? D-Don't tickle me with your greatsword, b-baka! I'll send my dogs~

Going back in time won't save your dignity, Sonic. You've been defiled. You'll forever be a part of Sonic: Unleashed.

EA attempts to plant their D(ick)LC into Feminists.

Blindosaurus Rex.

That feel when specks of ketchup and mustard are splattered over you and your boyfriend's face.

A black, fancy man in a seductive pose.

"Don't cry, human. Did I get soap in your eye?" "No, you got soap.. in my heart!" Super Mega Comics.

The Flash went so fast he vaporized himself. Sonic thinks he has the right to fucking condescend to the deceased. Fuck you, piece of shit.

Alas, poor Yorick. As Master Chief ponders not only his gender, but whether if he should activate a skull for campaign.

Some guy has soundwaves for eyebrows. Pump up dat beat, brah!