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A Ghost with eyeballs has finally cracked the code for time travel!

The king of the zombies has taken control of Wal-Mart!

A Badly drawn stick figure is shooting his mirror. The mirror is depressed at an orange on a stick that's been glued to its head.

The Police have been chasing their Perp, but he has jumped off a bridge in a desperate attempt to escape! How shall they catch him now!?

The colonel is giving his worshipers a new brand of KFC spiced chicken.

A girl is happily running away from the cursed playhouse, build near the town graveyard. A ghost is solemnly watching her leave.

The earth has united against the onslaught of evil asteroids who seek only to destroy the universe!

The world is being invaded by angry potatoes who seem to swear a lot.

A Dachshund is smoking a radioactive cigarette.

Doodle or Die refuses to load a picture.

An angry ninja