King Lear delivers his monologue to the audience while being dramatically back-lit by a large spotlight.

a very proper, but woefully under-dressed french person introduces themself as "Zo"

post mortem fender bender fight

"Holy shit, Carl, the 2012 memory room is terrible! Run away! Run away as fast as you can!"

A giant jerk sperm throws a golden ring at a guy who has had enough of this and yells

Obnoxious blonde guy yells and laughs at a girl in a party dress

A 50 foot tall flower-pac-man devours a human

Drill Sergeant makes you drop and give her 1,000

Octocat!

Princess Peach wears a crown, long gloves, and a smile. A castle ghost taunts your gamer cred and moves to make the image PG-13.

Before you may enter The Golden City, you must tell an armed man in a beret whether you are high or not.

A voluptuous dragon spits fire while giving mean side-eye