a walking, talking golf club calls a man a "dootem", while said man just wants to drink his orange juice in piece

A cow with a square head mooing

Shrek saying "I got it!"

a shy guy in knight armor

Robot is crying because he got big mac sauce on his fries

who is a huge man?

A baby with only one tooth and one strand of hair

the earth is sick of the sun and moon asking for her number

the devil has steaming hands

A crab poopin'

a "dude bitch" .........You know what? Just draw shrek or something instead.

An alien eating a tiny person.