chinese guy crying because his mail burst into flames in his hands. and he wasn't wearing protection.
great philosopher pondering why women use the toilet in pairs.
PSY gangnam styling while crying about not having a big enough wiener.
the elephant man on a small desert island
magical purple words suddenly appearing on a grassy plain and spelling out the name of a computer animated fairy-tale creature
slenderman daydreaming about being happy and having a face once again, ever since the day that exorcist left a cross-shaped scar on his face
a baby bucktoothed walrus being attacked by a 50 foot squid powered by 3 turbo-jet engines mounted to it's eyeballs
one-eyed one-horned flying purple people-eater wearing short shorts
poop falling on an A+
house on a hill by an oil spill
hippie with a can of mountain dew
a bear crapping on the remains of a werewolf