A man is trying to explain his awkward boner, it isn't going well

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The moment you realize you did leave the stove on

A buckeye fan has decided that putting a parachute on his dong is actually a good idea

A man's coat is almost the same size as his head

Part of a man's face falls off while fire pours out of the top of his head

Watching the clouds, wearing a fez

Captain deodorizer saves the world from smelly hippies

A bat claims it's raping time

Jesus is going on a killing spree with a flamethrower while riding a skateboard

A green hand slowly paints a wall pink

Hulk vs. that other stretchy guy (Not Mr. Fantastic) that no one cares about

A sad continent doesn't want to lose his pineapple

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